I was bored so I looked up some of the most ridiculous coins. The height of the ICO boom in 2017 seems to have born a lot of the most ridiculous ideas. These four were my favorite and gave me quite a laugh.
Finally Useable Crypto Karma (FUCK) – Ever had an inability to give a fuck? Well this token solves your problem. Watch this 1:17 minute video and get a good giggle. We could actually start giving out FUCK instead of moons to all the shitposts out there.
Garlicoin – This is a reddit inspired coin by u/DigitalizedOrange. What a beautiful and wonderful idea. Who doesn't like garlic bread? Well as this website says, you're protected from "crypto-vampires." Only 69 Million coins in circulation, Nice. The roadmap to success even extends as far as 2022. It promises a release of a game that integrates garlicoin.
Useless Ethereum Token (UET) – Check out the website. There is so much comedy on this coin, it's beautiful. My favorite quote from the site, "Wait… is this a joke? Is it a scam? Neither! This is real—and it's 100% transparent. You're literally giving your money to someone on the internet and getting completely useless tokens in return. There are no “whitepapers,” no “products,” and no “experts.” It's just you, me, your hard-earned Ether, and my shopping list." Almost everything is a punchline on the website so you need to just investigate yourself.
Coinye – This one originates in 2014! Talk about live fast die young. This coin literally lasted a full 7 days before it was shutdown. It unofficially had Kanye West as the mascot. It tried to replace his likeness with a half-fish, half-man hybrid to stay afloat. The developer was most proud that an A-List celebrity sued him and it cost Kanye thousands in legal fees.